For once, I did not fall asleep once I got home. Today was that great. I swear. And I have so many freakin stories to tell, that I will disclose names for the first time in my history! I have never needed to disclose a name in my life!! I am going undercover,

telling secret stories... and that I have AN EVIL PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!

I am addicted to these kick-ass smilies. They kick any other premade-blog smilies' asses back to the printing press! Which happened to be made in 1472, thank you very much, Mrs. Hicks. I actually used something learned in an unenjoyable class in daily life! Holy hell today is great.
Anyway. Onto the awesome little stories. Well.
Nicole got highlights. And she combed her hair different today before she gelled it. Anyway. Well
S(name disclosed

) (but it stands for Snotty) came up to her and went "Why are there yellow spot on your head?" and Nicole goes all sarcastically"Oh yea, we were painting my room, me and Amrita, and a bucket of paint fell on my head. In perfectly straight lines down the length of my extensively long curly hair." and she goes "seriously?" and i say "oh yea. i was there." and then she goes and runs and tells all her snotty little friends, and they're all going psssst look and pointing and i didnt see that for a while but nicole yells out "Oh for cryin out loud it was a
joke!" and then one of them
L(stands for loser of undeniable need for originality) asks, "so why is your hair yellow?"
and the other story, which i so conveniently forgot. So meme time.
I thought it was so awesome that the
Daily Dirt named their segment today...
Smell Like Teen Spirit!
Name it!
1. Scent on you... Warm vanilla sugar from Bath and Body Works!
2. Scent you your significant other... hmm.... *wonders if she has significant other..* i got nothing.
3. Scent that can work up your appetite... CHILI CHICKEN!
4. Scent that turns you off... Ugh....poop and skunk
5. Scent that reminds you of sweet/bad memories... Sweet: fresh air Bad: pollution
and one more for happines' sake!
A walk to remember...
1. What did you dream of last night? Um...MONKEYS AND PENGUINS DANCING TO HIT THAT! Im so serious. I think it was the radio. I may have left it on too long.
2. Who's the last person you've spoken to? My dad. He was interrogating me on math.
again.
3. When was the last time you pee? a coupla minutes ago, actually.
4. What was the last favour someone asked you to do?hmm... lizzie asked me to get out her bus pass for her. does that count? and someone asked me to shut up too. man i sound like a hated person here.
5. When's the last time you did the laundry? i folded laundry done by my god ole mom yesterday!
oh and blogs are
NOT STUPID! *eyes crowd of readers evilly*
Currently feeling: giddy